… the water features at the airport –
look more like the installations you’d find in a five star hotel anywhere else.
… you can get a glass of perfectly chilled Piper Heidsieck –
at the theatre –
rather than a can of tepid 7-Up, which tends to be the classy beverage of choice in Malaysia.
… when the most heinous crime committed –
wouldn’t even rate a mention in most other countries.
… when their national ‘dish’ –
is a fruity and frivolous cocktail.
… and when nobody finds names of pawnshops extremely funny –
except me – and possibly any visiting Scousers.