According to a newspaper report, in Malacca alone last year there were 2,492 cases of spells, jinxes and other forms of witchcraft reported to the police. They usually involve bomohs, who are a type of witch doctor/shaman.
Now, I’m no medical expert but …
… I’m pretty sure there’s a medical term for this which doesn’t involve the word ‘witchcraft’.
And it’s not just men seeking to blame witchcraft for their problems –
My suggestion here would be that if holding hands makes you feel naughty, then keep your hands firmly by your sides at all times.
And it’s nice to know that witchcraft is keeping up with the times and embracing technology –
And I love this case of the Siamese medium and his henchmen –
A Siamese medium …
… it must be the eyes.
And what about his henchmen?
I’d definitely pay up if they turned up on my doorstep.
But I was a little disappointed in the anonymous medium who accused other bomohs of using ghouls to harm people –
As any Harry Potter expert knows, ghouls are harmless creatures, who are only viewed as a nuisance because of the noise they make. I’m thinking of writing to the paper to suggest harrypotter.wikia.com as essential reading for all future bomohs.